For reasons outside of my comprehension, glew will simply not work when statically linked. Is there a way to simply just include the glew.h, glxew.h, wglew.h and glew.c source files into my project and use
#include "glew.h"
instead of
#include <glew.h>
whenever i try i get an explosion of warnings: like
warning C4273: '__WGLEW_NV_render_depth_texture' : inconsistent dll linkage
Have you seen the GLEW installation/building page?
http://glew.sourceforge.net/install.html
If you are building it statically (which it sounds like you are), you need to define the GLEW_STATIC macro before include glew.h (or else it won't compile). The easiest way to do this is to add an option to your project; or if you are stubborn you could just do this:
#define GLEW_STATIC
#include "glew.h"