Excel VBA script powered by supercomputers?

Question

Is there a software/service/hardware available to run simple VBA scripts on a supercomputer (a remote cluster of CPUs)?
I mean without installing the complex official HPC Excel extensions and spending time learning it...

I mean something as easy to use as this:

Sub test()
   SupercomputerLib.upload(ThisWorkbook)
   ArrayOfResults = SupercomputerLib.Execute("complexFunc(100)", _
                                             "complexFunc(200)", _
                                             "complexFunc(300)", _
                                             "complexFunc(400)", _
                                             "complexFunc(500)", _
                                             "complexFunc(600)", _
                                             "complexFunc(700)", _
                                             "complexFunc(800)", _
                                             "complexFunc(900)", _
                                             "complexFunc(1000)")
   'ArrayResult will be generated in 1 day of parallel calculus
End sub

Function complexFunc(someNumber as integer) as long
   *complex calculus that takes 1 day on a single CPU*
End Function

Answer 1

Af far as I know, there's no such a software/service available